I got in a fight and lost. Against the Sun.
I made an appointment with my dermatologist to have her look at a little thing on my foot back in late February or early March, but when I returned from Cabo I had a tan. I didn’t want my dermatologist to think that I was some kind of irresponsible sun worshiper, so I canceled the appointment.
Then came the summertime, and I was an irresponsible sun worshipper. I took the kids to the pool or the beach regularly and, while I sprayed their little backs and fronts and ears and noses and even scalps with hundreds of dollars worth of “the really good stuff,” I will admit that there were some days when I forgot to slather it on my own cheeks.
Summer ended. My tan faded. It crossed my mind once or twice to make another appointment with the dermatologist, but other things came up which required my attention. It was laundry day or dinnertime or someone needed new socks or a new hairbrush or it was someone’s birthday or soccer game or book fair.That’s weird… “book fair.” Why did “book fair” just come to the forefront of my consciousness? Wait a minute. What day is this? Oh, crap! What time is it? I was supposed to be at the book fair for Kid D ten minutes ago. See what I mean about the other things taking over?
OK, I’m back. I barely made it to the media center before his class was shipped out. When I found him, Kid D was just wandering around with his wish list, looking abandoned and sad. But it was nothing a few baseball books couldn’t cure.
So I finally got around to making (and going to) an appointment with the dermatologist on Monday. She told me that my foot thing was nothing and then she did an all over body scan. While she was staring at my cheek I asked, “Oh, so you like my age spot, do you?”
“Sorry, sweetheart, that’s no age spot…” she responded as she blasted my face with her evil freeze bottle.
So now I have a nasty cut on my cheek that will take some time to heal. In the meantime, I am wearing a band-aid over it because it makes me look more like a tough boxer than a dumb sun bunny. I might even keep the Everlast glove on while I run my errands. What? Don’t you judge me.
The doctor confirmed that I am still allowed to go to Cabo in February. And in the summer I can still go to the pool and the beach too. I just need to be extra vigilant about anything new or interesting, and I have to remember to put the good stuff on me. Every single time.
Speaking of time, take some right now and make your own appointment. Don’t brush me off.
Wait. “Brush.” Somebody said something about a brush this morning. Oh yeah, Kid B broke hers and she needs a new one. I’ll go to the store right now, I just need to find my boxing glove first.
Wish me luck for tomorrow…