When you walk on by, boys be looking like, “Damn, she fly!”

You sing to the beat, walking down the street in your new DCs (yeah)

This is how you roll, pink leg warmers outta control

It’s Hermione with a big ass ‘fro

And like Clarissa, you explain it all (yo)

 

 

Girl, look at that body

Girl, look at that body

Girl, look at that body.

She d-d-dances ballet

 

When you walk in the spot, (yeah) this is what I see (okay)

Everybody stops and they staring at thee

You got the keys to Daddy’s car and you ain’t afraid to drive it, drive it, drive it (slow)

You’re sixteen and we know it

 

Yo, when you’re at the mall, Forever 21 gets all your dough

When you’re at the beach, you’re doing sisones, try to get The Pose (watch!)

This is how you roll, come on B it’s time to go

You headed on a dinner date, hope you get good service

Daddy’s cleaning his guns, but boy don’t be nervous (whaat?!)

 

Text, text, text, text, text yeah

Text, text, text, text, text yeah

Text, text, text, text, text yeah

 

Girl, look at that body

Girl, look at that body

Girl, look at that body.

She d-d-dances ballet

 

YOU’RE SIXTEEN AND WE KNOW IT!

 

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Kid A had a milestone birthday last week.  She was given the option some months ago of having either a Sweet Sixteen party or a car.  Being a very smart kid, she opted for the car.

But my mom was having none of that nonsense.  Sheepdog and I can give her a car, but she was giving her a party.  Armed with her party planning experience and a purple and silver theme, she set off like a force of nature.  I heard her exclaim on more than one occasion, “I have a vision!  Get out of my way!”

So we did, and Kid A got to celebrate turning sixteen with her friends, her family, a DJ and an awesome spread.

And apparently I have been influenced way more by Weird Al Yankovic than I care to admit.  Shout out to LMFAO and their hysterical song, “Sexy and I Know It” for the basis of my song parody.

LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”

Wish me luck for tomorrow…