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I'm bored now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_1363.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1363</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_1328.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1328</image:title><image:caption>Chants of "Kill the Beast" were heard along the shoreline while a mob brought this baby onto 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back</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/swiger-2014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Swiger 2014</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-01T19:56:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2014/12/10/how-to-communicate-with-your-college-freshman-during-finals-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/screen-shot-2014-12-09-at-10-36-54-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-12-09 at 10.36.54 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/screen-shot-2014-12-09-at-10-38-03-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-12-09 at 10.38.03 AM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-10T17:28:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2014/11/21/traditionally-speaking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/6850-slutty-brownies-close-up-c-wm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6850 slutty brownies close up c wm</image:title><image:caption>According to family lore, you can make them even sluttier by adding a layer of dulce de lece before the brownies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/screen-shot-2014-11-21-at-9-50-31-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-11-21 at 9.50.31 AM</image:title><image:caption>If Snoopy wasn't drinking a margarita, how were we supposed to know to celebrate Cinco de 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front door mat?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-08T14:11:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2014/05/13/come-what-may/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/photo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/img_0309.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0309</image:title><image:caption>Braden made us promise that we'd always talk about him, so we did. Except when I couldn't.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 1</image:title><image:caption>Kid A and Sheepdog, remembering Braden together.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>"I will love you until my dying day."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-13T11:29:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2014/05/09/muscle-groups/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/img_0269.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0269</image:title><image:caption>I would like to thank the Academy, my fans, and especially my family.  They make me feel important every single day.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-09T15:15:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2014/04/22/mamas-got-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/img_02711.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0271</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/img_0273.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0273</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/img_0272.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0272</image:title><image:caption>I love a good penis on the garage door as much as the next girl, but I am a little concerned that all of your penises (and there were many) look like cacti.  If you were drawing from memory, you might want to get that checked by a doctor, Picasso.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/img_0271.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0271</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/img_0270.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0270</image:title><image:caption>I like to refer to myself as "highly procreative" rather than "a slut," but to each his own.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/img_0269.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0269</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-22T19:01:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2014/04/02/this-is-just-not-funny/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/april-fools.jpg</image:loc><image:title>April Fools</image:title><image:caption>This shit is not funny.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-02T15:22:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2014/03/28/all-are-punnished/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/518w1yrhtil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>518W1yrhTiL</image:title><image:caption>Way to think outside the box, ATG!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/img_0223.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0223</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title><image:caption>Way to think outside the box, ATG!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/img_0223.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0223</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/img_02221.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0222</image:title><image:caption>Who says parenting can't be fun?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-30T23:44:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2014/03/13/things-we-share-and-things-we-keep-to-ourselves/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/img_0196.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0196</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/img_0195.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0195</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/my-mom-is-in-the-bathroom1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>my mom is in the bathroom</image:title><image:caption>"Gary was just taking a shit."  Bathroom meeting, Weird Science (1985)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/my-mom-is-in-the-bathroom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>my mom is in the bathroom</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-14T11:44:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2014/03/07/joy-to-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/img_0182.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0182</image:title><image:caption>It physically hurts me to look at this picture right now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/img_0189.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0189</image:title><image:caption>Family Pets: Robo Fish.  Why, yes, it is battery-operated.  Mainly because the mother can't handle taking care of even one more living thing right now. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-07T14:58:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/02/27/vacation-shoes-part-dos-deux/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_0250.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0250</image:title><image:caption>Zapatos de las vacaciones, perro pastor aprobado.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_7600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7600</image:title><image:caption>"Me gusta tu barba" - Kesha (when she's in Cabo)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-18T16:45:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2014/02/17/ice-capades-in-the-atl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_0139.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0139</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_0137.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0137</image:title><image:caption>The never-ending board game from H-E-double hockey sticks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_0133.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0133</image:title><image:caption>Round 2: Ice-lanta</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_0048.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0048</image:title><image:caption>"Show 'em who's boss!"  Sheepdog has not forgotten how to throw a snowball.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_0028.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0028</image:title><image:caption>Serene snowfall from Round 1</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-04T15:46:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/09/27/arrivederci-italia-and-goodbye-royal-princess-the-last-day-twelve-in-venice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_94701.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9470</image:title><image:caption>Arrivederci, Italia and Goodbye, Royal Princess</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9336.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9336</image:title><image:caption>100-plus foot private yacht in front of St Mark's Campanile</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9334.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9334</image:title><image:caption>View from Grand Canal</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9470.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9470</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9459.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9459</image:title><image:caption>Piazza San Marco</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9455.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9455</image:title><image:caption>Doge's Palace</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9448.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9448</image:title><image:caption>Detail of artwork on the Bascilica</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9440.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9440</image:title><image:caption>For Whom the Bell Tolls</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9439.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9439</image:title><image:caption>St. Mark's Square</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9438.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9438</image:title><image:caption>Are you ready for some FOOTBOL?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-08T15:41:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/08/02/i-like-nice-boys-and-he-likes-dirty-girls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/george-clooney-in-venice11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>george-clooney-in-venice1</image:title><image:caption>George Clooney</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/george-clooney-in-venice1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>george-clooney-in-venice1</image:title><image:caption>George Clooney (It's after 6.  What am I, a farmer?)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/keira-knightley-1081412.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keira-Knightley-1081412</image:title><image:caption>Keira Knightley</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/thumbnail-2-aspx.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail-2.aspx</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/eva-mendes-pics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eva-Mendes-pics</image:title><image:caption>Selma Hayek  Sophia Vergara  Eva Mendes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/thumbnail-1-aspx2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail-1.aspx</image:title><image:caption>Beyonce Knowles</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/blake-lively.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blake-Lively</image:title><image:caption>Olivia Wilde  Blake Lively</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/thumbnail-aspx5.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title><image:caption>Minka Kelly  Ashley Greene  Minka Kelly  Rachel Weiz  Evangeline Lilly  Minka Kelly</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/i-believe-in-ben2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I believe in Ben</image:title><image:caption>Ben Affleck (I believe!)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/marky-mark-wahlberg-calvin-klein1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>marky-mark-wahlberg-calvin-klein</image:title><image:caption>Mark Wahlberg (Nice.)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-06T12:42:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2014/02/04/nsfw-in-the-hair-care-aisle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Is that hair gel?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-18T12:18:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2014/01/28/when-life-gives-you-lemons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/shoot-for-the-moon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shoot-for-the-moon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-29T12:50:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/05/14/remembering-braden/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/img_6932.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6932</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/img_6908.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6908</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/img_6888.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6888</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/img_6886.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6886</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/img_6884.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6884</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/img_6883.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6883</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/img_6880.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6880</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/img_6870.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6870</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/img_6857.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6857</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/img_6836.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6836</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-20T20:47:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2014/01/20/two-girls-one-boy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_2326.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2326</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-11T18:04:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2014/01/17/who-is-in-control-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/photo-2.png</image:loc><image:title>photo 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/photo-1.png</image:loc><image:title>photo 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/screen-shot.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>screen shot</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-18T02:00:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2014/01/07/speaking-of-donating-platelets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_0067.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0067</image:title><image:caption>Day 7</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_0064.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0064</image:title><image:caption>Day 4</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_0061.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0061</image:title><image:caption>Day 1</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_0062.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0062</image:title><image:caption>Day 1</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/599666_4163209759975_443936704_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>599666_4163209759975_443936704_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-07T16:21:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2014/01/06/this-is-not-a-post-about-resolutions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title><image:caption>"Ain't nobody got time for that." - Sweet Brown</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sahm-meme1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAHM-meme1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-06T19:14:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/12/19/10-4-master-yoda/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/yoda1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yoda</image:title><image:caption>"You will know (the good from the bad) when you are calm, at peace. Passive. A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack." - Master Yoda</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/yoda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yoda</image:title><image:caption>"Truly wonderful the mind of a child is," Yoda agrees.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-20T12:20:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/12/12/2013-christmas-letter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/2013-christmas-letter-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2013 Christmas Letter 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/2013-christmas-letter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2013 Christmas Letter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-17T23:46:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/12/05/whiplash/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/christmas-vacation-crop-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christmas-vacation-crop-1</image:title><image:caption>Stress over Christmas bonus</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-05T15:10:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/11/20/shut-the-front-garage-door/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/kidcvaluedrawing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KidCvaluedrawing</image:title><image:caption>"It wasn't the shark that killed him." - Kid C</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/kidcdotcom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kidcdotcom</image:title><image:caption>I do not think that Kid C knows how the internet works.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-22T15:09:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/11/05/got-wood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/starburst-wood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>starburst wood</image:title><image:caption>Wood.  On.  The.  Walls.  And notice how the inlayed starburst pattern mirrors the beams on the ceiling.  How does this NOT turn everyone on?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_0542.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0542</image:title><image:caption>This is some good SWAG</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/scan-133080001-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scan 133080001-1</image:title><image:caption>Here is a picture of me receiving the Award for Excellence in Industrial Arts at my 8th grade graduation ceremony.  I am the one dressed like an Amish girl.  What you can not see (or hear, actually) is my dad in the bleachers proudly exclaiming, "That's my SON!" when the award was announced.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-19T16:27:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/11/13/six-months/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_76611.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7661</image:title><image:caption>Dear God,  That's a very important Kid you've got up there.  Please make sure he is adjusting okay... sometimes he like to play tough.  Oh, and thank you for beautiful orange sunsets.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_8199.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8199</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_8197.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8197</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-15T13:08:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/11/11/choices/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title><image:caption>Source: Google Images</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/kid-d-veterans-card.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kid D Veterans Card</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-11T13:32:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/11/08/speaking-of-wood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>"Erections sometimes don't know when they're not wanted." - from "What's Happening to Me, " written by Peter Mayle and illustrated by Arthur Robins  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-08T13:16:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/11/02/i-dont-know-how-to-do-anything/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_0537.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0537</image:title><image:caption>I glued the ears, nose and tail on (yes, I own a glue gun!), and Kid E drew the eyes and mouth.  Plus, he wrote out the book report all on his own (I helped him construct some of the sentences).  He did so well that he's on his own from now on...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-02T14:57:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/05/16/wrangling-the-entropy-tip-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/rtt4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RTT</image:title><image:caption>I recently got a message from a middle school teacher that I was "the most organized parent" after using this form.  So maybe I encrypt a little voodoo in there.  I'll never tell.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/rtt3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RTT</image:title><image:caption>I recently got a message from a middle school teacher saying that I was "the most organized parent" they had ever known after using this form. So maybe I encrypted a little voodoo in there as well. I'll never tell.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/rtt2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RTT</image:title><image:caption>I recently got a message from a middle school teacher saying that I was "the most organized parent" they had ever known after using this form.  So maybe I encrypted a little voodoo in there as well.  I'll never tell.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_0462.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0462</image:title><image:caption>Yes, I blurred out all of our activities.  I don't want you all showing up for my annual pap smear, now do I?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/rtt1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RTT</image:title><image:caption>I recently got a message from a middle school teacher that I was the "most organized parent" after using this form.  Apparently, I have managed to encrypt some sort of voodoo in it as well.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/rtt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RTT</image:title><image:caption>I recently got a message back from a middle school teacher that I was the "most organized parent" she had ever known.  Shazam!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/ll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LL</image:title><image:caption>I don't eat this well.  Only the Kids do.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/s0198570_sc7.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>s0198570_sc7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_0460.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0460</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-02T12:52:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/10/31/the-scariest-thing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/img_1668.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1668</image:title><image:caption>"It's not like my mother is a maniac or a raving thing. She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes." - Norman Bates, Psycho (1960). </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-01T11:01:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/10/29/this-is-my-brain-on-drugs/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-31T13:45:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/10/24/i-say-its-my-birthday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/chickenglass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chickenglass</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-25T11:22:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/10/18/no-tooth-no-money/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tooth-fairy-response.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tooth fairy response</image:title><image:caption>Well, I believe that the tooth fairy needs to have more change on hand.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kid-d-tooth-fairy-letter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kid D tooth fairy letter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-23T16:16:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/10/16/girl-power-winning-remember-that-one-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/img_0483.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0483</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/img_0482.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0482</image:title><image:caption>And in the American-made vehicle... the positive post and the negative post are NO WHERE NEAR EACH OTHER.  Aaaaaaargh!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/img_0481.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0481</image:title><image:caption>Goofy Sweedes.  Come out, come out, wherever you are, little battery!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/how-to-use-jumper-cables-the-right-way.jpg</image:loc><image:title>How to Use Jumper Cables the Right Way</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-17T11:21:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/10/03/i-blame-it-all-on-ios-7/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/img_0493.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0493</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/img_04941.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0494</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/img_0491.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0491</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/img_0490.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0490</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-03T13:41:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/10/01/crash-and-burn-upon-reentry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tumblr_l9h9x1qwlq1qdmc7co1_400_large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_l9h9x1qwlq1qdmc7co1_400_large</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-02T12:17:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/09/26/greek-mythology-day-ten-in-athens/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_0459.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0459</image:title><image:caption>Lovely harbor view</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_0456.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0456</image:title><image:caption>Beautiful Greek view</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_0455.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0455</image:title><image:caption>If I did the conversion correctly (euros per liter into dollars per gallon), then this gas costs $8.58 USD per gallon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_0454.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0454</image:title><image:caption>Pretty port view</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_0441.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0441</image:title><image:caption>Thew view across the street while we waited for the Yellow Bus</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_0435.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0435</image:title><image:caption>Very cute Greek restaurant where we had lunch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_0432.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0432</image:title><image:caption>Technically, shouldn't this just be a "salad" here?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_0427.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0427</image:title><image:caption>Actual ruins... up close and personal</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_0406.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0406</image:title><image:caption>Gorgeous view of Athens</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_0401.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0401</image:title><image:caption>A little hike up the stairs</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-26T11:32:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/09/25/september-11th-as-an-american-in-turkey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9234.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9234</image:title><image:caption>Minaret</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9228.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9228</image:title><image:caption>Fish working for their lunch at dockside restaurant</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9220.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9220</image:title><image:caption>Pretty light fixture.  Shipping right to your door.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9209.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9209</image:title><image:caption>Welcome Center</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_0386.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0386</image:title><image:caption>Me with something better</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_0385.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0385</image:title><image:caption>Kid A with her Turkish coffee</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_0375.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0375</image:title><image:caption>View as we docked</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_0374.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0374</image:title><image:caption>Entrance to the port</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/1185167_10202060927786167_238576624_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1185167_10202060927786167_238576624_n</image:title><image:caption>Facebook check-in on 09/11/2013: Kusadasi, Turkey.  God Bless America!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9233.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9233</image:title><image:caption>"Sir, I know I will like you VER much.  Come." - common sales pitch heard in port of Kusadasi</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-25T14:48:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/09/24/talking-turkey-day-eight-in-istanbul/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9171.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9171</image:title><image:caption>Yellow taksis everywhere</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8659.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8659</image:title><image:caption>GIANT shout out to Kid E, who lost his first tooth and turned six while his mom was in Istanbul</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9183.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9183</image:title><image:caption>Great... more shopping</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9174.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9174</image:title><image:caption>"Do you give your employees a vision plan?" - my mom during the rug demonstration</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9159.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9159</image:title><image:caption>and a church!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9157.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9157</image:title><image:caption>Both a mosque...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9149.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9149</image:title><image:caption>Hagia Sophia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9125.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9125</image:title><image:caption>Breathtaking stained glass windows and delicate lighting</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9117.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9117</image:title><image:caption>Over 20,000 blue Iznik tiles decorate the interior of the mosque</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9108.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9108</image:title><image:caption>To the visitors attention...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-24T14:51:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/09/22/its-all-greek-to-me-day-seven-in-mykonos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9046.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9046</image:title><image:caption>I believe the translation is "The water for this toilet comes from the American Association of Mykonos," but my Greek may be a little off</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9045.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9045</image:title><image:caption>Beautiful view of Mykonos</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9041.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9041</image:title><image:caption>It's a pirate's life for me</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9037.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9037</image:title><image:caption>I'll have the louza loukaniko (spicy sausage) and Kopanisti (peppery goat cheese)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9033.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9033</image:title><image:caption>The Greek philosopher Plato was long thought to favor love without sex ("platonic"), but apparently he was not really such a prude.  Modern Greeks seem to like sex a lot too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9030.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9030</image:title><image:caption>We got lost like the pirates in the maze of winding streets throughout Mykonos, and found beautiful restaurants like this one as a result</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9023.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9023</image:title><image:caption>Eastern Orthodox Christianity is the established religion of the people of Greece and Cyprus</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9020.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9020</image:title><image:caption>What's behind door number one, Monty?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_9019.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9019</image:title><image:caption>One theory holds that the nine blue and white stripes on the Greek flag represent the nine muses which are goddesses of inspiration for literature, science and the arts.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8988.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8988</image:title><image:caption>Day Six was spent completely at sea.  We were excited for Day Seven so we could scream, "Land Ho!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-22T06:45:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/09/21/pompeii-day-the-turnaround-day-five/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8984.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8984</image:title><image:caption>Before FB and Twitter: Where the people of Pompeii gathered to tell you what they ate for dinner last night</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8962.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8962</image:title><image:caption>They even recovered some wall paintings (this was from someone's living room)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8953.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8953</image:title><image:caption>Collection of recovered artifacts from Pompeii ruins</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8948.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8948</image:title><image:caption>Pompeii</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8946.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8946</image:title><image:caption>Formerly the Forum in Pompeii</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8939.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8939</image:title><image:caption>Remains of the altar at Pompeii</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8933.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8933</image:title><image:caption>Pompeii ruins</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8920.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8920</image:title><image:caption>The fertile Italian coast produces bountiful olives and lemons.  Lemon drops remind me of Kettle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8918.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8918</image:title><image:caption>So much color!  Guido calls chili peppers the Italian Viagra.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8916.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8916</image:title><image:caption>Sorrento street market</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-21T14:09:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/09/20/florence-and-rome-the-european-charlie-foxtrot-days-three-and-four/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8872.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8872</image:title><image:caption>This is what your locker would have looked like if you went to high school in Rome.  Or something like that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8868.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8868</image:title><image:caption>You said, "wood."  He he.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8865.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8865</image:title><image:caption>Inside the Vatican Museum (no A.D.D. issues in here)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8845.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8845</image:title><image:caption>Oh, how I wanted to jump into this fountain in St. Peter's Square at the Basilica</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8816.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8816</image:title><image:caption>Colosseum.  Looking for Russell Crowe.  Did not see him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8815.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8815</image:title><image:caption>False advertising... there is no beer or wine in there</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8806.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8806</image:title><image:caption>Ponte Vecchio</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8794.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8794</image:title><image:caption>Cathedral of Santa Maria del Fiore</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8793.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8793</image:title><image:caption>Outside the Duomo in Florence</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-20T22:22:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/09/19/im-in-toulon-its-in-france-buy-flea-market-underpants-port-of-toulon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8751.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8751</image:title><image:caption>Thanks, Christopher Cross</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8749.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8749</image:title><image:caption>It's NuNu from the Teletubbies!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8748.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8748</image:title><image:caption>Your ship is that-a-way...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8733.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8733</image:title><image:caption>Fortunately, I packed 50 lbs. of underpants for the cruise and I did not have to buy any of these</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8732.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8732</image:title><image:caption>Because dog hair is exactly what was missing from my fruits and vegetables</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8728.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8728</image:title><image:caption>To market, to market, to buy a lamb's face</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8724.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8724</image:title><image:caption>ADA compliance... Check!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8721.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8721</image:title><image:caption>Spiral staircase to raised pulpit for delivering awesomely theatrical, French masses</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8720.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8720</image:title><image:caption>French church.  C'est magnifique!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8713.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8713</image:title><image:caption>I think Sheepdog would like it here</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-19T13:44:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/09/18/getting-so-much-of-the-not-having-of-the-sleep-day-one-in-barcelona-spain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_86691.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8669</image:title><image:caption>Your cruise ship is that-a-way!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8690.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8690</image:title><image:caption>Bradley Cooper is attractive in EVERY language</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8689.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8689</image:title><image:caption>Naked (mannequin) girl on the balcony for Uncle Tom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8688.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8688</image:title><image:caption>And this is my kind of restaurant!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8687.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8687</image:title><image:caption>This is my kind of shopping!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8684.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8684</image:title><image:caption>Pretty balcony gardens (with minimal laundry hanging from them)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8671.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8671</image:title><image:caption>Biking is good, but bicing makes me think of cupcakes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8669.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8669</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_0315.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0315</image:title><image:caption>"There's a colonial woman on the wing!  She is dressed in traditional colonial garb." - Annie, Bridesmaids (2011)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/untitled-1937-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-1937-11</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-18T12:35:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/09/17/baby-youre-a-ship-you-make-me-want-to-wear-my-evening-gown-and-cruuuuuuise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_8785.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8785</image:title><image:caption>It was like being back in college... tiny twin beds (one came out of the ceiling ), no closet or drawer space, a very small shared bathroom, and lots of drinking.  And we loved every minute of it!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-17T13:17:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/09/02/on-deck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/80332277994031e22725z-0001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>80332277994031e22725z-0001</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-02T14:59:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/09/03/strong-is-the-new-skinny/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/lindsay-and-josh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lindsay and Sheepdog</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/977862_10152837230890162_283917046_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gym Girls</image:title><image:caption>Awesome group of ladies.  Nativa is due any day, but ran with me up until 25 weeks to get my mileage up!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/old-school-kelly-lindsay-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WV Tech trainer</image:title><image:caption>Yes, that is unfortunately a ‘fanny pack’</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-03T22:23:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/08/29/that-kid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo.png</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/the_scream.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The_Scream</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Source: Google Images</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-30T14:46:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/08/27/the-decline-of-the-american-farmer/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-29T18:53:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/08/20/his-cup-runneth-over/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_0293.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0293</image:title><image:caption>"It's time to protect your nuts, guys!" - Bloodsport (1988)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-20T22:05:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/08/13/magic-markers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>I get high with a little help from my friends.  You say "toluene and xylene," I say "magic."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-12-04T02:43:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/07/21/thats-gonna-leave-a-mark/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_12381.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1238</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_01661.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0166</image:title><image:caption>This is a mark that I left on one of the schools when I may or may not have backed my truck into a No Parking sign.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_12351.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1235</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_1238-e1374429950945.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1238</image:title><image:caption>I do not care how cute those tricky heathens look; I am doing a dance of joy when I drop them off at school today!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-21T18:47:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/05/05/oops-butt-dial/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/thumbnail-aspx1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/thumbnail-aspx.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-17T23:32:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/07/17/oops-i-did-it-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/photo-on-7-17-13-at-2-01-pm-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 7-17-13 at 2.01 PM #2</image:title><image:caption>Are you ready kids?  Aye, aye, Cap'n!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/th.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>th</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-19T14:57:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/07/14/just-thelma-no-louise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/just-thelma.jpg</image:loc><image:title>just thelma</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-14T16:44:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/07/08/it-never-gets-old/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/grocery-list.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grocery list</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_8429.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8429</image:title><image:caption>Actual warning on sparklers: "Flamable.  Do Not Put in Mouth."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-09T01:16:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/07/05/all-the-way-home/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/runforrest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>runforrest</image:title><image:caption>Run, Forrest, Run.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-05T16:11:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/06/27/new-house-rule/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/th1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>House Rules</image:title><image:caption>Oh, wait.  I think this was from another house that I live in during college.  My bad.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-27T15:35:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/06/24/summer-update-one-down/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_4180.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Simpler summer times... no schedules, no camps and no boys asking questions about girls getting their periods</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-24T22:43:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/06/19/the-hike/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_8310.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8310</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_8317.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8317</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-20T11:59:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/06/16/the-ski-lift/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_0493.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0493</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-16T12:25:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/cast-of-characters/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-12T18:29:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/06/12/where-do-mini-fridges-come-from/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title><image:caption>"Hey, Coldstuff.  How you doin'?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-12T17:31:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/06/08/im-sitting-in-the-bathroom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_0475.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0475</image:title><image:caption>This is how we do hotel rooms (and this is us down two kids and one Sheepdog)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-08T14:55:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/06/05/rock-star/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/th.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>rock</image:title><image:caption>If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/087603a6-a322-3367-9cbc-fe013afe0792.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>087603a6-a322-3367-9cbc-fe013afe0792</image:title><image:caption>If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-05T17:43:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/05/31/good-grief/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-01T02:49:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/05/27/memorial-day-2013/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-27T14:46:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/05/23/bradens-memorial-part-two/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/img_0167.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0167</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/braden-memory-card.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Braden memory card</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-24T20:13:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/05/22/bradens-memorial-part-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/img_2051.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2051</image:title><image:caption>Thank God this crap washed off</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-23T12:40:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/05/12/you-are-my-mother/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/picstitch-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>picstitch-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-11T23:15:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/05/10/a-mother-of-a-holiday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sc00005632.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sc00005632</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-10T17:43:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/05/08/the-good-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ashley-and-mike.png</image:loc><image:title>Ashley and Mike</image:title><image:caption>Video by Lucky Productions Cinematography</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-08T19:41:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/05/06/a-not-so-awesome-surprise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/th.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>th</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/th-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>th-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/th-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>th-2</image:title><image:caption>Better get used to it kid... life can be full of disappointments.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-06T15:09:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/05/01/good-housekeeping/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Can you define "defective?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-08T15:16:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_0360.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0360</image:title><image:caption>Kid D watching college baseball on a Saturday morning.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-07T00:43:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/04/25/a-monkey-in-pajamas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/postcard-to-kelli.jpg</image:loc><image:title>postcard to Kelli</image:title><image:caption> Exhibit "A"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-24T15:33:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/04/24/the-finish-line/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/josh-ac-marathon-1998-finish-line.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Josh AC Marathon 1998 finish line</image:title><image:caption>Sheepdog says, "I was running!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-01T21:36:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/04/10/undercover-awesome-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/unknown-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown-1</image:title><image:caption>You can not name a dog Goose, because Goose dies in the middle of the movie.  And yes, I realize that Maverick and Iceman were enemies.  But in the end they joined forces to successfully overcome their own flaws and shoot down the MiGs.  Yay, Top Gun!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-10T20:06:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/04/08/spring-broken/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc_0191.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0191</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_8032.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8032</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc_0221.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0221</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-10T12:42:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/03/18/put-em-on-the-glass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-08T20:00:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/02/05/take-me-out-to-the-ball/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (1)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-20T15:27:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/01/28/this-is-stan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/hey-girl-ryan-gosling-blogger.png</image:loc><image:title>Hey-Girl-Ryan-Gosling-Blogger</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-28T20:12:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/01/23/huckleberry-mountain-adventures/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_7575.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7575</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_7574.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7574</image:title><image:caption>My Best Men</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_7570.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7570</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_7561.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7561</image:title><image:caption>Just like Atlas</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_7558.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7558</image:title><image:caption>The Marine's wood shop</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_7555.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7555</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_7548.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7548</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_7547.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7547</image:title><image:caption>The Shack</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_7544.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7544</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_7493.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7493</image:title><image:caption>Me and Sheepdog</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-23T23:32:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/01/09/happy-birthday-kid-a/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/stacy-ellie-sleeping.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stacy Ellie sleeping</image:title><image:caption>Parenting Experiment #1</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-10T15:26:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/01/07/well-crap/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-07T20:19:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2013/01/07/happy-2013/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_7312.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7312</image:title><image:caption>Kid A asked Santa for a vintage typewriter for Christmas.  The Big Guy delivered an awesome one with keys en Espanol</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-07T22:54:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/12/04/the-going-out-speech/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/th.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>th</image:title><image:caption>"Son, unless you are always wearing a hoodie, you'd better keep your bird in the cage.  I tell you this because I love you." Photo: Yahoo Images</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-13T18:18:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/11/23/the-other-shoe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>I will ask Sheepdog to build me an awesome closet for all of my shoes&#13;
*photo courtesy of www.carriesdesignmusings.blogspot.com*</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_7071.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7071</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-27T13:40:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/11/21/the-holiday-wrench/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/th-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>th-1</image:title><image:caption>Exactly what we were trying to avoid&#13;
*photo courtesy of Google Images*</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/th.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>th</image:title><image:caption>The ultimate monkey wrench&#13;
Photo courtesy of Google Images</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-22T14:05:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/11/14/put-em-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_0130.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0130</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-15T13:36:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/11/12/i-once-was-blind/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/minorityreport.jpg</image:loc><image:title>minorityreport</image:title><image:caption>"If you're going to swap my eyeballs for new ones, will you be sure to give me something really funky, like neon green or amethyst?" - Me trying to break the ice with my surgeon prior to PRK.&#13;
Photo (and my nightmare) courtesy of Minority Report (2002)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-12T14:59:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/10/26/ding-dong-bitch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>"There are three things I've learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin." - Linus Van Pelt, It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/beenbooed.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>beenbooed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-28T18:39:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/09/12/my-baby-had-a-birthday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/img_4485.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4485</image:title><image:caption>I wish my cousins didn't have food allergies</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/img_4511.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4511</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-20T13:36:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/10/18/over-the-hawk-hill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_7054.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7054</image:title><image:caption>What's magis? It's a Jesuit principle that underlies everything we do at Saint Joseph's University. It inspires us to think a little broader, dig a little deeper, and work a little harder. More simply put, magis calls us to live greater.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_7003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7003</image:title><image:caption>The more things change, the more they stay the same.  Of course our evening ended outside of Larry's on 54th Street, along with a Philadelphia police officer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-26T16:29:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/10/10/let-them-eat-cake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_66851.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6685</image:title><image:caption>"Happy Birthday" written out by mom. Lego guys (one on a chain), Super Mario character with a broken wing, Double X-eyed guy, blue plastic bear, and a "See No Evil" monkey all added as decorations by Kid E.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_6685.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6685</image:title><image:caption>"Happy Birthday" written out by mom.  Lego guys (one on a chain), Super Mario character with a broken wing, Double X-eyed guy, blue plastic bear, and a "See No Evil" monkey all added as decorations by Kid E </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_0436-version-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0436 - Version 2</image:title><image:caption>Kid E contributed the last quality of "A Good Friend," most likely because MY CAKES ARE AWESOME... GO GET YOUR OWN!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-10T11:50:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/08/29/perfectly-imperfect/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/thumbnail-1-aspx.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail-1.aspx</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/happiness-this-spot-looks-perfect-demotivational-posters-1346072278.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happiness-this-spot-looks-perfect-demotivational-posters-1346072278</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-31T15:52:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/08/21/nips-and-fudge-inas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/images-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-1</image:title><image:caption>My Slice-O-Matic sat, unused, in its original box for years until I finally sold it for 50 cents at a yard sale.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-1</image:title><image:caption>The Slice-O-Matic </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-21T17:56:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/08/15/the-real-real-housewives/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-29T12:50:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/08/13/poems-of-procrastination/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img_6573.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6573</image:title><image:caption>Kid A = 11th grade, Kid B = 8th grade, Kid C = 6th grade, Kid D = 2nd grade, and Kid E = Georgia pre-K. Mom = sad that summer is over.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-10T15:23:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/06/29/say-it-say-it-say-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/546348_3948145712163_1893172472_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>546348_3948145712163_1893172472_n</image:title><image:caption>"I don't care what anybody thinks!  If they complain, I just tell 'em to go shit in their hat!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-02T19:30:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/06/19/more-than-words/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/stacy-and-josh-toast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stacy and Josh toast</image:title><image:caption>How about that for a wedding headdress, huh?  I miss the 80's.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/stacy-and-josh-carriage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stacy and Josh carriage</image:title><image:caption>Our wedding was super classy.  Even the horse had a bag to catch his poop.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-24T15:12:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/06/13/safe-whew/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cbs_bradybunch_109_clip2_640x480_2110280985.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CBS_BRADYBUNCH_109_CLIP2_640x480_2110280985</image:title><image:caption>Girl drivers rule!  Marcia sure wasn't the one who hit the cone and broke the egg.  Enjoy your omelette, Greg!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-13T17:37:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/05/10/mothers-day-tea/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img_2342.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2342</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/puff-lyrics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puff lyrics</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cal-homerun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cal homerun</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-10T20:36:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/05/09/just-say-no-to-cash/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/0021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>002</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>002</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>001</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-09T15:13:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/05/03/this-is-walgreens/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-03T16:27:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/04/15/what-did-one-math-book-say-to-the-other-math-book/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/very-bad-things-movie-poster-1020369864.jpg</image:loc><image:title>very-bad-things-movie-poster-1020369864</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-14T17:55:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/03/27/opening-the-floodgates/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/thumbnail-aspx.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title><image:caption>12/03/2009 Floodgates at Lake Sinclair Dam in Milledgeville, Georgia </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-01T21:39:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/03/08/whats-up-nothing-much-got-leukemia/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-13T00:48:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/03/06/vacation-shoes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img_5955.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5955</image:title><image:caption>"Are we going to a strip club when we get to Mexico?" - My brother-in-law, Brandon, when he got on the plane and noticed my choice of footwear for the flight to Cabo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-06T22:26:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/02/15/something-in-the-attic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/thumbnail-1-aspx2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail-1.aspx</image:title><image:caption>This one trained with Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/thumbnail-1-aspx1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail-1.aspx</image:title><image:caption>Doesn't he remind you a little bit of Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/thumbnail-1-aspx.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail-1.aspx</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/thumbnail-aspx.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-15T15:53:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/01/27/animals-gone-wild-kingdom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/32362b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>32362b</image:title><image:caption>Whenever Sheepdog talks about wanting (in fact NEEDING) to ride his bike, I always start singing the song "Bicycle Race" by Queen in my head.  It is awesome (the song, not my singing)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/255420053_aa0be3830f_z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>255420053_aa0be3830f_z</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img_0192.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0192</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-27T16:41:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/01/19/youre-sixteen-and-we-know-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mexico-030.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mexico 030</image:title><image:caption>Kid A's Mexican sisone</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/thumbnail-aspx1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title><image:caption>A teenager who knows everything... go figure!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/thumbnail-aspx.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title><image:caption>The smartest teenager of them all</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dc-womens-didi-water-resistant-shoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dc-womens-didi-water-resistant-shoes</image:title><image:caption>Actually, it's Kid B who wears the DCs, but it just fit in the song so I went with it</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-19T11:11:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/11/22/in-the-jungle-the-mighty-jungle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/p1010015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>In my next life I want to come back as a lion.  Nap in the sun.  Eat a big steak.  Repeat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-09T23:13:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2012/01/09/brb/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title><image:caption>The kids are back in school.  Can I get an AMEN!?  What?  I love that the boy prays, but he just gave thanks for winning a football game.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-09T23:34:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/12/24/over-the-river-and-through-the-woods/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title><image:caption>Hey Santa!  This is number one on my wish list... an inflatable remote control flying shark.  Awesome, right?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-24T22:04:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/12/09/why-i-dont-bring-my-kids-to-the-grocery-store/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/img_5142.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5142</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-10T18:24:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/12/07/the-house-where-christmas-threw-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/img_5139.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5139</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/image1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Image</image:title><image:caption>But wait until you see what their next door neighbors did...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-07T17:16:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/11/21/i-like-sir-mix-a-lot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/nike3_081205_big111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nike3_081205_big11</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/nike3_081205_big11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nike3_081205_big11</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-21T18:25:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/09/08/protecting-the-family-jewels/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/11555177_gal-png.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>11555177_gal.png</image:title><image:caption>"If you can't be an athlete, at least be an athletic supporter." - Principal McGee, Grease, 1978 </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-19T14:17:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/09/21/my-cousin-kid-e/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/thumbnail-aspx5.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title><image:caption>Oh yeah, you blend.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-19T13:40:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/08/05/living-in-my-basement-is-not-an-option/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/cal-wimpy-kid-diary-2011-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kid D Wimpy Kid Diary 2011-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/cal-wimpy-kid-diary-2011-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wimpy Kid Diary 2011-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/cal-wimpy-kid-diary-2011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wimpy Kid Diary 2011</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-19T13:18:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/11/15/nothing-but-socks-and-underwear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/thumbnail-1-aspx.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail-1.aspx</image:title><image:caption>I mean, really, what kid is going to take that chance?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-20T17:37:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/11/08/more-of-an-indoor-girl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_5023.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5023</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_5010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5010</image:title><image:caption>Rock Lobster!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_4958.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4958</image:title><image:caption>The view from almost 1,000 feet</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-08T17:43:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/11/02/my-husband-thinks-im-an-idiot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>How exactly do I clarify to the vision board that I want to think like Al, I don't want to have hair like his or date him?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/thumbnail-aspx.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title><image:caption>The new virtual vision board</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-03T15:02:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/10/25/happy-birthday-to-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/thumbnail-1-aspx.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail-1.aspx</image:title><image:caption>I wish for world peace.  And for skinny thighs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-1</image:title><image:caption>Dear Awesome Bed, I miss you.  I promise we will be together again after these damn kids move out.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-26T09:50:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/10/19/whos-the-boss/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/thumbnail-aspx1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title><image:caption>It just sits there, taunting me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-20T00:54:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/10/11/winning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/unknown-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mv5bmtk0nzmwmtu1ov5bml5banbnxkftztcwmdy5ndg4ng-_v1-_cr2800720720_ss99_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MV5BMTk0NzMwMTU1OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDY5NDg4Ng@@._V1._CR280,0,720,720_SS99_</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/unknown-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown-2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-11T16:34:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/10/07/boo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mvc-013l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MVC-013L</image:title><image:caption>Boo!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-07T22:46:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/10/05/whats-scarier-than-one-teenage-girl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/thumbnail-aspx.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-06T18:46:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/09/29/tell-us-a-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/superkarts3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>superkarts3</image:title><image:caption>Is it too much to ask Kid A to wear this while driving a regular car?  Cause I'm gonna be wearing one in the passenger seat.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-29T14:41:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/09/28/your-kid-is-a-bully/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title><image:caption>" I got a message for you, Roth! LEAVE EMMA ALONE! Look at me - if you don't, I'm gonna rip your (effing) head off!" - Peyton, The Hand That Rocks The Cradle (1992) </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-28T23:54:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/03/31/hello-world/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-22T17:15:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/06/13/having-a-lot-of-kids-will-almost-always-lead-to-drinking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/thsmart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thsmart</image:title><image:caption>I am considering this for my next car, as they were able to fit 13 people in it.  That makes my 7-person Yukon XL just look stupid.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-22T17:03:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/09/19/fight-like-a-girl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/img_3399.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3399</image:title><image:caption>George I, George II, George III, George IV and George V... Foreman, that is</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-19T20:57:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/09/15/harp-therapy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/field_of_dreams3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>field_of_dreams3</image:title><image:caption>Is This Heaven?  No, It's Iowa. - Field of Dreams (1989)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-15T21:18:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/09/14/my-kids-have-a-splan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/s0390554_sc7.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>s0390554_sc7</image:title><image:caption>Guess what I want for my birthday?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-14T22:01:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/09/13/how-did-i-do-last-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Hi.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/thumbnail-aspx4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-14T01:14:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/09/09/whos-calling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/thumbnail-aspx3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title><image:caption> Jack Bauer: Chloe, I need those schematics now! Bart: Who is this? Jack: I'm Jack Bauer - who the hell are you? Bart: Me? I'm, uh, Ahmed Adoudi. Jack: Chloe, find out all you can about Ahmed Adoudi. Does anyone there know "I made a doodie"? Chloe: Ahmed Adoudi - wealthy Saudi financier. Disappeared into Afghanistan in the late '90s. Jack: Really? Chloe: No, Jack, it's a joke name. You're being set up! Jack: Damn it!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/thumbnail-aspx2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title><image:caption>Hawaiian Bartender: Aloha. Bart: Aloha to you, I'm looking for Maya, last name Normusbutt. Hawaiian Bartender: Hang on, I'll check. Has anyone here seen Maya Normusbutt? [bar denizens laugh and the bartender there is upset. The scene switches from Hawaii as Bart calls a bar in Australia. The bars name, Crocodile Drunkees] Australian Bartender: I've got a Drew P. Wiener here. Anyone expecting a Drew P. Wiener? I hold in my hands a "droopie wiener"! Bar denizen: Better put it down there mate. [He and the other patrons laugh. The scene switches from Australia as Bart calls a bar in Sweden. The bar's name, Inga Bar Beermans] Swedish Bartender: I shall enquire. Is there a Mr. Myfriendsaregay, first name Olaf? Attention everyone, "all of my friends are gay"! [bar denizens laugh] Swedish Bartender: Wait a minute, if I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavour!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-09T19:45:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/09/07/have-you-heard-about-the-lonesome-loser/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/thumbnail-aspx1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title><image:caption>For my easy-going friends</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/smart-planning-checklist_8001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smart-planning-checklist_800</image:title><image:caption>and for my Type A's</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/smart-planning-checklist_800.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smart-planning-checklist_800</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/thumbnail-aspx.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-07T16:00:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/09/06/the-time-suck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/pitfall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pitfall</image:title><image:caption>It all started with the Atari 2600...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-06T17:26:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/08/29/sheepdog-does-not-like-pregnant-women/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/thumbnail-1-aspx2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail-1.aspx</image:title><image:caption>Debra Messing from the television show "Will &amp; Grace," before</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/will-and-grace-partners-n-crime01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>will-and-grace-partners-n-crime01</image:title><image:caption>... and then this happened</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/thumbnail-1-aspx1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail-1.aspx</image:title><image:caption>Debra Messing from Will &amp; Grace, before she had a baby</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-29T21:17:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/08/25/tales-from-the-check-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/250.jpg</image:loc><image:title>250</image:title><image:caption>It's always smarter to buy the 36-pack</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-25T16:29:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/08/24/sicko/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/thumbnail-1-aspx.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail-1.aspx</image:title><image:caption>The only acceptable kind of fever </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/thumbnail-aspx3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-24T15:35:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/08/23/bring-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/th_emily_killeen_cropped.jpg</image:loc><image:title>th_emily_killeen_cropped</image:title><image:caption>This Full 90 poster child isn't playing in any church league.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-23T18:44:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/08/22/my-greatest-fear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/274986_632638511_8080894_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>274986_632638511_8080894_n</image:title><image:caption>The sharp knife of a short life.  - The Perry Band, "If I Die Young"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-29T01:26:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/08/19/guess-what-we-learned-in-school-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/thumbnail-aspx2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-19T20:46:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/08/18/im-bored/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/lfdb73343-m10x.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lfdb73343-m10x</image:title><image:caption>It has over 22,000 square feet of house and costs just under $7 million</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/lfdb73343-m0m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lfdb73343-m0m</image:title><image:caption>This is my current favorite house on www.realtor.com right now</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-18T17:20:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/08/17/time-for-snack-monsters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/img_0413.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0413</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-17T14:56:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/08/16/i-really-dont-like-when-teachers-give-me-homework/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/paperwork1.png</image:loc><image:title>paperwork</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/paperwork.png</image:loc><image:title>paperwork</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-16T14:33:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/08/15/hop-on-the-school-bus-gus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/img_43111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4311</image:title><image:caption>Mr. Spicoli has been nice enough to offer us some pizza.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/img_4311.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4311</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-15T14:59:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/08/12/three-is-the-magic-number/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/not-a-child-labor1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>not-a-child-labor</image:title><image:caption>For the next three days I'm going to hang this picture on my refrigerator with the caption "Don't bug me or this will be you... except I won't give you a bagel."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/not-a-child-labor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>not-a-child-labor</image:title><image:caption>For the next three days I'm going to hang this picture on my refrigerator with the caption "Be good or this will be you... and I won't give you a bagel."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-12T12:32:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/08/11/grandma-steals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/thumbnail-aspx.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-12T19:37:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/08/10/keeping-up-with-the-kids-feathered-hair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/kesha_feather_hair_extensions_14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kesha_feather_hair_extensions_1</image:title><image:caption>... and now (face glitter and talent optional)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/kesha_feather_hair_extensions_13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kesha_feather_hair_extensions_1</image:title><image:caption>... and now (face glitter and talent optional)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/kesha_feather_hair_extensions_12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kesha_feather_hair_extensions_1</image:title><image:caption>... and now (face glitter optional)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/kesha_feather_hair_extensions_11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kesha_feather_hair_extensions_1</image:title><image:caption>... and now (face glitter optional)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/298324962_d31a9d5bc0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>298324962_d31a9d5bc0</image:title><image:caption>Feathered hair, then</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/farrah-fawcett-movie-poster-1976-1020394795.jpg</image:loc><image:title>farrah-fawcett-movie-poster-1976-1020394795</image:title><image:caption>Feathered hair, then</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/kesha_feather_hair_extensions_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kesha_feather_hair_extensions_1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-10T19:32:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/07/20/keeping-up-with-the-kids-1-lax-slang/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/tom_brady_hair_medium1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tom_brady_hair_medium</image:title><image:caption>That's some fresh lettuce, Tommy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/tom_brady_hair_medium.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tom_brady_hair_medium</image:title><image:caption>...and the Best Lettuce Award goes to my boyfriend</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-02T12:22:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/08/09/hunting-for-tail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/6a00df351e15978834010535f2a278970b-800wi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6a00df351e15978834010535f2a278970b-800wi</image:title><image:caption>“One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like "hey, there's an a(**)hole."” - Demetri Martin, comedian</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-09T12:50:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/08/08/country-roads/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/img_4275.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4275</image:title><image:caption>Ren McCormack's got nothing on Kid A</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/img_4302.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4302</image:title><image:caption>Sheepdog's hometown is so small that it says "Welcome to Jane Lew" on both sides of this sign</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-02-04T12:15:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/08/04/summer-has-jumped-the-shark-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/a-huge-great-white-shark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A-huge-great-white-shark</image:title><image:caption>Bruce: Hello. My name is Bruce.  Anchor, Chum: Hello, Bruce.  Bruce: It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-04T14:38:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/08/03/wrangling-the-entropy-tip-6-happy-birthday-every-flipping-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mallorycard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Card</image:title><image:caption>This was the signature page for my niece's 2nd birthday card.  It doesn't even include her mom and dad or her siblings.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-03T15:37:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/08/01/ouch-that-burns-or-why-ill-never-wear-a-low-cut-dress-to-the-gun-club-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-1</image:title><image:caption>My husband's latest mistress</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/rugersr556-16001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SONY DSC</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/rugersr556-1600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SONY DSC</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/police20target-paper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Police20Target-Paper</image:title><image:caption>If you come into my house with intent to harm me or my kids, I will go all New Hampshire on your face</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-02T11:36:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/07/28/just-driving-around-learning-some-life-lessons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/thumbnail-aspx2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-28T17:54:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/07/27/dont-be-tardy-for-my-party/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/wonder_woman___catwoman_and_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wonder_Woman</image:title><image:caption>Super powers include being able to wear this costume after having kids</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/232323232fp533nu3234-56866wsnrcg3237-44784696nu0mrj1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>232323232fp533nu=3234&gt;-56&gt;866&gt;WSNRCG=3237-44784696nu0mrj</image:title><image:caption>Super powers include being able to wear this costume after having children</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/232323232fp533nu3234-56866wsnrcg3237-44784696nu0mrj.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>232323232fp533nu=3234&gt;-56&gt;866&gt;WSNRCG=3237-44784696nu0mrj</image:title><image:caption>Super powers include looking like that after birthing three kids</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-25T03:20:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/07/26/pants-on-fire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/cals-flossing-calendar-2010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kid D's flossing calendar 2010</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/cals-flossing-calendar-2010-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kid D's flossing calendar 2010-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-26T18:08:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/07/25/four-blind-mice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/stacy-needs-glasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stacy needs glasses</image:title><image:caption>I couldn't even see the big "E" on the eye chart at this point</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-25T18:02:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/07/21/back-to-school-shopping-did-not-suck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_58261.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5826</image:title><image:caption>"Mom, lemme ask you, did I ever do anything really strange as a child?… Is there any history of insanity in the family?" - Mannequin, 1987</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_5826.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5826</image:title><image:caption>"Mom, lemme ask you, did I ever do anything really strange as a child?… Is there any history of insanity in the family?" - Mannequin, 1987</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-21T14:45:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/07/19/i-suck-at-coupons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/danny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>danny</image:title><image:caption>I'll bet he doesn't put the milk on top of the loaves of bread.  Good Job Danny!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-19T15:54:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/07/18/it-was-definitely-the-hair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_42572.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4257</image:title><image:caption>Kid A (but Me, according to Facebook), 2011</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/stacy-1987-chelsea-road-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stacy 1987 Chelsea Road house</image:title><image:caption>Stacy, circa 1987</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-18T19:26:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/07/15/it-all-ends-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_42541.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4254</image:title><image:caption>From L to R, the wands of Cho Chang, Padma Patil, Hermione Granger and Harry Potter (made by Kid B)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_4254.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4254</image:title><image:caption>From L to R, the wands of Cho Chang, Padma Patil, Hermione Granger and Harry Potter.  Made by Kid B of sticks from our yard.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_42571.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4257</image:title><image:caption>I am smarter than all of you and my parents are dentists</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_4257.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4257</image:title><image:caption>My parents are dentists</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-15T13:49:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/07/14/the-economic-upswing-starts-at-home/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kid-d-pic-of-mommy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kid D pic of Mommy</image:title><image:caption>This is Kid D's drawing of me (candid) playing Super Mario Brothers on the Wii.  Luckily I was not on the toilet when he decided to draw me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-14T18:22:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/07/13/well-thats-disgusting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/welcome-to-our-pool-no-pee-sign-notice-5139.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WELCOME-TO-OUR-POOL-NO-PEE-SIGN-NOTICE-5139</image:title><image:caption>Ahhh, the Good Old Days when it was just pee we were concerned about</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-20T01:14:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/07/12/tales-from-the-trip-part-two/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_06853.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0685</image:title><image:caption>The woods are lovely, dark and deep,  But I have promises to keep,  And miles to go before I sleep,  And miles to go before I sleep.  - Robert Frost</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_06852.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0685</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_06851.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0685</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_0684.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0684</image:title><image:caption>Jesus H. Christ, we must be a mile from the sun</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-12T14:38:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/07/11/tales-from-the-trip-part-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/nacho_libre1-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nacho_libre1-1</image:title><image:caption>Those damn bikes did not stand a chance against my mad mexican wrestling skills</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-11T21:42:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/07/08/look-out-im-packing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>screen</image:title><image:caption>Much more appropos that this picture represent peace than that stupid Mercedes sign inside a circle</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-08T20:23:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/07/07/sheepdogs-dream-come-true/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/thumbnail-aspx1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title><image:caption>I sill believe you, buddy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/thumbnail-aspx.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title><image:caption>I still believe you, buddy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-07T15:13:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/07/06/dont-hate-me-because-im-beautiful/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kelli-rob.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kelli rob</image:title><image:caption>Sister C says, "I love Cool Ranch Doritos almost as much as I love House Captain"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-06T19:45:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/07/05/when-you-gotta-go/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/946617_102971_front3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>946617_102971_front</image:title><image:caption>May the force be with you. Just be sure to put the seat down when you're done.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/946617_102971_front2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>946617_102971_front</image:title><image:caption>May the force be with you. Just be sure to put the seat down when you're done.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/946617_102971_front1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>946617_102971_front</image:title><image:caption>May the force be with you. Just be sure to put the seat down when you're done.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/946617_102971_front.jpg</image:loc><image:title>946617_102971_front</image:title><image:caption>May the force be with you.  Just be sure to put the seat down when you're done.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-05T14:18:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/07/04/rotflmao/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-05T00:52:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/07/01/dear-mom-and-dad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_4158.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4158</image:title><image:caption>Stay away from the light...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-01T12:45:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/06/29/kid-b-uses-her-powers-for-evil/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/sibling-relationships-in-children.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sibling-Relationships-in-Children</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-29T13:22:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/06/28/how-sheepdog-kept-his-daughter-from-going-topless/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_06172.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0617</image:title><image:caption>MacGuyver has nothing on Sheepdog</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_06171.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0617</image:title><image:caption>MacGuyver has nothing on Sheepdog</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_0617.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0617</image:title><image:caption>MacGuyver has got nothing on Sheepdog</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-28T22:37:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/06/27/i-love-the-beach/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_0616.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0616</image:title><image:caption>I swear that I did not drug them (this time)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-27T19:40:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/06/24/family-trip-vs-vacation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/gary-schneider-family-truckster-03.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gary Schneider Family Truckster 03</image:title><image:caption>The Best Family Vacation Ever</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-24T13:21:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/06/23/the-very-hungry-mommy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/6000_1203332324889_1276025079_1039424_758476_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6000_1203332324889_1276025079_1039424_758476_n</image:title><image:caption>This picture is from the summer of 2009.  I do not look anything like this in the summer of 2011.  In fact, I think I ate that very bikini and maybe even some of the children in this photo by now.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-23T13:27:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/06/22/wrangling-the-entropy-tip-4-i-excel-at-excel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/publix-jiles-road.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Publix Jiles Road</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-22T13:37:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/06/21/old-people-are-dirty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_0603.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0603</image:title><image:caption>Ernie and Pop Pop Fancy cruising the courtyard garden</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-24T00:48:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/06/20/i-suck-at-moderation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_0595.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0595</image:title><image:caption>Kid E fell asleep in the middle of a party</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-21T02:41:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/06/17/i-got-that-from-my-daddy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/171661_496336986338_529396338_6623413_7204106_o1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>171661_496336986338_529396338_6623413_7204106_o</image:title><image:caption>Big Bob is the man I can lean on for knowledge, advice and support, and tuition for college</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/171661_496336986338_529396338_6623413_7204106_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>171661_496336986338_529396338_6623413_7204106_o</image:title><image:caption>Big Bob is the man I can lean on for knowledge, advice and support, and tuition for college</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-17T14:20:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/06/16/thirteen-hour-car-trips-will-almost-always-lead-to-drinking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/biggest-things_4a80ba54077721.jpg</image:loc><image:title>biggest things_4a80ba5407772</image:title><image:caption>Mommy's BFF</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/biggest-things_4a80ba5407772.jpg</image:loc><image:title>biggest things_4a80ba5407772</image:title><image:caption>Mommy's BFF</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-21T20:02:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/06/15/sweet-pea-weighs-in-on-home-repair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/51h19zv99el-_sl160_pisitb-sticker-arrow-dptopright12-18_sh30_ou01_aa115_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51H19ZV99EL._SL160_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-dp,TopRight,12,-18_SH30_OU01_AA115_</image:title><image:caption>The people who came up with the whole Idiot Series really tapped into a huge market, didn't they?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-15T12:06:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/06/14/the-toothless-ladies-love-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/amywinehousebwp0905_468x550.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amywinehouseBWP0905_468x550</image:title><image:caption>Missing a tooth doesn't always mean that you are trashy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-14T14:24:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/06/10/lets-agree-to-disagree/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/male-female-symbols.jpg</image:loc><image:title>male-female-symbols</image:title><image:caption>Everything comes down to the He'n and She'n</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-10T15:53:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/06/09/my-sons-and-their-girlfriends/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/spring-break-in-nj-035.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>One of Kid D's first girlfriends.  She was such a little tramp.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-09T16:42:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/06/08/hotlanta/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/ride-marta-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ride-MARTA-Day</image:title><image:caption>It may be sMARTA, but it is scary as hell to ride at night.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/atlantatraffic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>atlantatraffic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-08T16:32:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/06/07/ok-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_0509.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0509</image:title><image:caption>Part of Kid D's plan was for his siblings to create and play a reality TV game show with him</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-07T15:10:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/06/06/dance-recitals-are-torture/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/kk-dance-costumes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>K&amp;K dance costumes</image:title><image:caption>"You will TOTALLY were these again!" said their dance teacher.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-06T20:02:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/06/03/beware-the-silence/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/2839741324_6446b2fd12_z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2839741324_6446b2fd12_z</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-04T14:01:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/06/02/girl-power-fail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_0506.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0506</image:title><image:caption>Do I cut the red wire or the blue wire?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-02T14:57:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/06/01/kicks-and-moans-and-broken-bones/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/molly-broken-leg-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>broken leg 001</image:title><image:caption>This x-ray earned Kid B five bucks</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_0499.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0499</image:title><image:caption>Nothing says "white trash baby" better than a kid with a mohawk in the E.R. for a broken bone, except maybe a Pabst Blue Ribbon can in his little hand.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/molly-broken-leg-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Molly broken leg 001</image:title><image:caption>This won Kid B five bucks.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-16T16:16:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/05/31/r-i-p-baths/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/2363739149_19f83a4a67.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2363739149_19f83a4a67</image:title><image:caption>If you have little kids, this might as well be a unicorn</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-31T13:27:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/05/30/memorial-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/pop-pop-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>My Pop Pop at the World War II Memorial in Washington, D.C.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/pop-pop-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/quote-by-president-truman1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Quote by President Truman</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/quote-by-president-truman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Quote by President Truman</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-31T12:12:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/05/27/gardening-highs-and-lows/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_2538.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2538</image:title><image:caption>It actually is more efficient to grow and cook your peppers at the same time</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_2534.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2534</image:title><image:caption>The thing on the left needs a little more of the thing on the right</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-27T13:05:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/05/26/k-i-s-s-i-n-g/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/thumbnail-aspx6.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title><image:caption>This is a reminder to the daddies to say "I love you" to your daughters every day</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/thumbnail-aspx5.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-26T14:19:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/05/25/i-am-not-the-biggest-loser-or-am-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/thumbnail-aspx4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title><image:caption>Hot Mama check in!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-25T15:44:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/05/24/wrangling-the-entropy-tip-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/520-opposing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>520-opposing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-24T13:58:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/05/23/i-miss-sleep/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/thumbnail-aspx3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/thumbnail-1-aspx1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail-1.aspx</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-23T23:43:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/05/20/are-you-there-god-its-me-crazy-lady/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/thumbnail-1-aspx.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail-1.aspx</image:title><image:caption>I am suggesting a different type of prayer in the bathroom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/thumbnail-aspx2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-20T21:54:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/05/19/special-events-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_0466.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0466</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-19T18:29:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/05/18/its-mayteenth-high-five-an-angel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/abby-being-born.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kid C being born</image:title><image:caption>I don't think this is actually Kid C being born.  But maybe it is.  I was kinda out of it that day.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-19T19:30:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/05/17/top-10-things/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/71694-117-019f1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>71694-117-019f</image:title><image:caption>11. Do these bike tights make my ass look fat?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/71694-117-019f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>71694-117-019f</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-17T17:06:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/05/13/friday-the-thirteenth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/chickenfriday13_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chickenfriday13_2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-13T15:49:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/05/12/kindergarten-memories/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_32501.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3250</image:title><image:caption>Kid D's first day of kindergarten. Before he learned how to fake sickness or comb his hair.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_3250.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3250</image:title><image:caption>Kid D's first day of kindergarten.  Before he learned how to fake sickness or comb his hair.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-12T19:57:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/05/11/i-am-rich/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/age1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>age</image:title><image:caption>You can't spell even one word right, but you get my age correct?  Osum.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cal-2011-mothers-day-present-do-this-ok1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cal 2011 Mothers Day present Do This, OK</image:title><image:caption>Sucking up on Mother's Day.  Mom says, "Do This."  Kid replies, "OK."  Oh, so this is fictional.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/age.jpg</image:loc><image:title>age</image:title><image:caption>You can't spell for crap, but you get my age correct?  Osum.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cal-2011-mothers-day-present-do-this-ok.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cal 2011 Mothers Day present Do This, OK</image:title><image:caption>Sucking up for Mother's Day.  Note that the mom is saying, "Do This." and the kids replies "OK."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cal-2011-mothers-day-present-partial.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cal 2011 Mothers Day present - partial</image:title><image:caption>You can't spell for crap, but you get my age correct.  Osum!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-11T19:25:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/05/10/what-does-a-girl-have-to-do-to-get-pulled-over-around-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/fever_male_cop_costume.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fever_male_cop_costume</image:title><image:caption>In fact I do know a little something about the penal code</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-10T16:53:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/05/09/no-he-didnt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Sheepdog and Kid E's Mother's Day present to me</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_0455.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0455</image:title><image:caption>Morning coffee on the Point</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-09T21:06:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/05/06/4th-annual-mothers-day-run-away/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/2087404977_5d4febb814-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2087404977_5d4febb814-1</image:title><image:caption>"I'm leaving on a jet plane.  Don't know when I'll be back again." - John Denver, "Leaving on a Jet Plane," 1966</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/2087404977_5d4febb814-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2087404977_5d4febb814-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-07T11:17:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/05/04/fortune-cookies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/truth-about-fortune-cookies1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>truth-about-fortune-cookies1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-04T23:56:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/05/03/song-from-the-backseat/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-03T21:23:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/05/02/i-suck-at-dogs/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-04T00:03:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/04/28/rant-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/seagull_dropping_clam2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seagull_dropping_clam</image:title><image:caption>You have such sick thoughts.  That is a clam.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/seagull_dropping_clam1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seagull_dropping_clam</image:title><image:caption>You have such a dirty mind.  That is a clam.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/seagull_dropping_clam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seagull_dropping_clam</image:title><image:caption>It is a clam (and you have a gross mind)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-01T19:38:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/04/29/with-friends-like-that/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-01T02:16:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/04/25/youre-not-ugly/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-28T12:37:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/04/27/if-you-have-to-poop-go-home/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/thumbnail-aspx1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/thumbnail-aspx.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail.aspx</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-27T21:24:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/04/24/guess-whos-pregnant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/mom-and-dad-2010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1-14 Christmas 2010</image:title><image:caption>Nanny, Pop Pop and the Bunch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>024</image:title><image:caption>The Original Six Pack - Sister C, Sister D, Mom, Dad, Me and Sister B</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-27T20:30:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com/2011/04/26/wrangling-the-entropy-tip-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://tihidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/img_3353.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kinsey Family Farm, Gainesville, GA</image:title><image:caption>Farmers sure know how to fight the entropy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-27T12:26:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://tihidi.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2025-02-04T12:15:27+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
