So I’m driving around my regular kids’ shuttle service the other afternoon and I start listening to Kid E in the back seat. This is what I heard:
“I will punch you in the face.”
“Then I will punch you harder right in the middle of your face.”
“Then I will knock down a tree and make it fall on your head.”
“Then I will hit you so hard with that tree that it makes your head fall off.”
I asked him who in the world he was talking to back there. He replied, “Oh, just my friend.”
Dude, I don’t think I wanna be your friend.
This is How I Do It... 
HA! This is totally something that my “Kid B” would do.
I LOVE the conversations at this age (whether they be with imaginary friends or real ones). Observing my kids play at this age is more entertaining and hilarious than any TV show